Vigilante Kenneth Paul Retell Sr. Unmasked

The EAST COAST self-appointed stolen valor vigilantes’ headquarters (command network) has been traced via their multiple cabal users illegal email address rebelhasacause@gmail.com to exactly this “Chipmunk Court” rural address near Schaghticoke, NY 12154-2703.

American Idiot Cabal
The former name of this cabal was The American SoftHead Cabal. Often under duress due to constant criticism (“Your edits are feeble-minded and irrational”) the members of this cabal have joined together to create a united force. Sadly, their act of unifying has merely created a situation where there are more idiots than usual at any single article. Their compelling argument in defense of the cabal’s absurd and nonsensical edits is the quality of public school education in the United States. To date, no-one has been able to oppose their stand. The Motto of the American Idiot Cabal is “the quality or state of being an idiot is protected by the constitution.”